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i like rock n roll and disco funk

( he also likes hyperpop, though that's only thanks to eve's shitty girlie playlists. )

you?

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are you a dad rock guy
or metal?

metal, jazz, blues, anything with a good beat and good lyrics
as long as it takes me somewhere :)

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both. anything loud is good.

you're a musician?

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favorite band?

yeah
i was
am
almost made it out to the city of angels and everything
er
is that weird to say to you?

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van halen probably
it's close

hehe
worried about my feelings?
you're good. is that what we made a deal about? i handle daddy and you become a rockstar? musicians love devil deals

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fave song then?
with who?

trying to stay on daddy's good side :)
just the old man part, it was after he fucked up the rockstar dreams and left me on the hook for shooting a cop and a town, thinking i was gonna sacrifice him anyway

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running with the devil ;)
john denver

ok junior
well ( lucifer, the last guy to offer good understanding of daddy issues ) fuck that guy. i'll make his soul shovel shit in hell. wanna cook up more torture for him with me?

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are u an annie's song romantic kinda guy?

everyone used to call me that cause of my dad
junior
his name isn't even eddie but they thought i'd follow in his footsteps, end up in prison or dead in a ditch
guess they were right

lock him up somewhere alone
al can talk his way out of anything if he's near people or whatever

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oh yeah
surprised?

prison or the ditch?

you don't know what hell is like, baby. he's gonna suffer regardless.
and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer. there's no way out.

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actually, not really

the ditch
technically an alternate dimension under town and it would have been prison if got out. triple homicide.

i keep telling people about the last place i was and they're pretty convinced it was hell or purgatory. i don't think so though

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what's your favorite band? are you gonna say something pretentious

uh huh
can't catch a fucking break seems like

probably not. you'd know hell if you saw it
purgatory i can't help with

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is metallica pretentious?

al took all the munson luck
i got the short end of the "never see him again" deal

there was a lot of fire and brimstone but that was in the forges
damn and here i was hoping

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nah that's good
i wanna rock n roll all nite too

you know
hell isn't always all bad. people who sell their souls get special treatment. sacrifices especially are treated like my brides
if you ever wanna come visit and be the charge of your dad's immortal suffering js

well
ok maybe that's not super far off. but still. i'd probably smell hell on you

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i got my guitar so i can put on a show sometime, come check it out

what does making a deal get me?
sure, take me on a tour

what do i smell like instead lol

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pretty romantic, princess

whatever you want. that's the point
i get your soul, you get whatever your twisted brain can cook up

mm ( thinking. and, ) mcdonalds kinda

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it’d be romantic if i was offering a private show ;)

i’ll keep thinking

last place my soul could have become part of a fork so i’ll figure out some grander plans

dude if only
i would kill for some mickey d’s

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you're not? oh

wtf does a fork have to do with it

that could be your deal
mcdonalds in exchange for your soul

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you want one, daddy?

uh
to keep things from turning to ash
had to put a soul in them
i knew a guy with chop sticks that had some italian chick inside

i think they could deliver that here
i'd trade for something i can't get