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well, tell me if you see a goat at least. it has to be cute.

( damn, who knew it'd be so hard to find a mercymorn the second. third? )

did you finish it?

Edited 2024-06-14 10:50 (UTC)

ok. did you check the stables? nah. waiting for a full moon. you want a sneak peek?

i only saw horses at the stables, but i'm just one little guy and this is a big property.

obviously.

you're not that little. ok!!

( picture attached: a knife, if it can be called that. the blade of it is thick and curved, the tip of a very long reptile's (see: dragon's) claw, sharpened to a deadly point, polished to glittering. little runes are inscribed on the fat part of the blade, various things of vague interest: a charm to make the knife never dull, a charm to make it heat resistant, a charm so it doesn't shatter, so on and so forth. the runes are all embedded, carved into the black claw, and highlighted with what is apparently hot pink paint. in fact — the handle of it is hot pink, a stained wood.

danny needs a little color in his wardrobe, ok. made with love. )

( the claw shape reminds him of the bone karambit john gifted him after danny put a knife in his heart and cried about it. pretty, even with all that pink. )

and i can't have it now?

none of the runes will work until the ritual. ritual won't work until a full moon. you like it?

it's pretty. have you met my daddy yet?

( because danny doesn't know because danny hasn't mentioned lucifer to john because danny doesn't know if daddy will be mad at him for making deals with the devil in exchange for a pretty knife. )

i didn't know he was here. no?

wait

no. yes. i have. you really fucking buried the lead on me looking like him. he's got a great beard.

i did tell you. ( it's not his fault he didn't realize how much danny meant they look alike. ) everyone meets him sooner or later. it's inevitable.

( because he's beautiful, because he's awful, because john is the black hole center of every universe. )

he's happily married before you get any funny ideas.

alright.

( his attempt at consoling is: 1. not telling danny what a freak he is and 2. not pointing out his daddy issues that apparently rival luci's own. )

so am i. :) don't worry lily.

just saying, i don't know how your sexy little devil and/or lizard and/or cat powers work. i ain't looking to add "child of divorce" to my bucket list.