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[ After 200 long years of loyal service to the Dark Lord, centuries of life given up to lead his coven children in the most evil acts, and the sacrifice of thousands of mortals in His name.. Armand is finally facing his hardest test.
Satan is bad at video games. ]
That won't work, Lord. You must make your moves with care. As you reach a corner, press the jump button to perform a small jump, then aim the control stick in the opposite direction to the one you are travelling in. If you see white smoke from the back of your vehicle, you are performing it correctly. Once that happens, move the control stick quickly from left to right. You will see the smoke change colour. Once it has turned into small red symbols, release the R-button and you will gain a speed boost. Perform this trick on every corner and you will be moving much faster than any opponent.
Satan is bad at video games. ]
That won't work, Lord. You must make your moves with care. As you reach a corner, press the jump button to perform a small jump, then aim the control stick in the opposite direction to the one you are travelling in. If you see white smoke from the back of your vehicle, you are performing it correctly. Once that happens, move the control stick quickly from left to right. You will see the smoke change colour. Once it has turned into small red symbols, release the R-button and you will gain a speed boost. Perform this trick on every corner and you will be moving much faster than any opponent.
hey perv
you got something of yours i can use?
you got something of yours i can use?
( he is pretty sure that he's making the guy come all the way from over here.
fuckin' devastating. )
how about your shirt?
fuckin' devastating. )
how about your shirt?
not a fuckin chance
if you don't want to give me your shirt, then just tell me so i can be on my way
if you don't want to give me your shirt, then just tell me so i can be on my way
fine
where's your room?
we'll make the exchange there
where's your room?
we'll make the exchange there
( well, grandpa is going to have to wait for him to get his coffee first, but eventually, pierce portals to him with a cup of coffee in hand. it's just plain café noir. )
Your shirt.
Your shirt.
( he squints an eye open — pierce is the exact perfect size to block out the sun. but! duty calls.
hopping up, he snags his shirt from the collar, lifting it. it sticks wetly to his back, but he pulls it off without any complaint or even surprise, holding the gold-bloodied shirt out to him with one hand.
with his other, he makes a grabby motion for the coffee. )
Coffee coffee coffee.
hopping up, he snags his shirt from the collar, lifting it. it sticks wetly to his back, but he pulls it off without any complaint or even surprise, holding the gold-bloodied shirt out to him with one hand.
with his other, he makes a grabby motion for the coffee. )
Coffee coffee coffee.
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